| 1 | Psychiatrist: 75% of the women in this city are neurotic; I know this because 75% of the women who come to see me are neurotic. |
| 2 | Reporter: The farmer blew out his brains after taking affectionate farewell of his family with a shotgun. |
| 3 | Coach asked: By what score will your team lose? |
| 4 | Wife: If my mother were here, I bet your wouldn't dare treat me like this. |
| 5 | Student: This argument is fallacious. I know it is fallacious because its not valid. It is not valid because it contains a fallacy. |
| 6 | Counselor: If you fail to take the tests, we'll have to drop you.Student: My father is in the hospital desperately ill; if you drop me, he may die. |
| 7 | Dealer: Since the Dynamobile is the best automobile made in America, the battery in this car must be the best battery in America. |
| 8 | Administrator: We must either deny freedom of speech to all critics of the policy or give the students a free hand in destroying the university. |
| 9 | Job Counselor: Just fall in love with your job, and success will be yours. |
| 10 | Politician: If anything is good for a crucial industry such as the steel industry, then it will be good for the country as a whole. |
| 11 | Student: Since we cannot disprove telepathy, we must conclude there is something to it. |
| 12 | Concert Goer: I certainly cannot see how you can enjoy this piece of music. It was a favorite of Hitler's! |
| 13 | Philosopher: The end of a thing is its perfection; death is the end of life, isn't it? Therefore, death is the perfection of life. |
| 14 | Friend: You are either part of the problem or part of the solution. Which is it? |
| 15 | Developer: A bad neighborhood is like a rotten apple in a basket of good apples. It must be removed before the rot spreads. |
| 16 | Student: Inasmuch as water extinguishes fire, and oxygen is a component of water, we may be sure that oxygen will also put out fire. |
| 17 | Speaker: Since we have so far been unable to discover any limit to the universe, we must conclude that space is infinite. |
| 18 | Textbook: Anthropology is the science of man embracing woman. |
| 19 | Parent to Child: Your mother said: "We should not speak ill of OUR friends!" (Not identical to the original.) |
| 20 | Student: That fraternity does some pretty silly things. Tom is a member of that fraternity; therefore, Tom, naturally, does some pretty silly things. |
| 21 | Politician: Don't let this educator mislead you. His reading program is not a success. There are still literally thousands of people in this county who are unable to read |
| 22 | Commuter: Oriental drivers are a danger on the highways. I saw two this morning and they almost caused accidents with other drivers. |